2010 Parliamentary Election Communication from Nick â€˜The Flying Brickâ€™ Delves candidate for â€œWilliam's Monster Raving Loony Hill Partyâ€ Derbyshire Dales in the General Election 6th May
This leaflet was spotted by a volunteer
in Derbyshire Dales
on Friday, 04 Jun, 2010.
Published by Official Monster Raving Loony Party
I would re-introduce National Service for the over 75â€™s, because they enjoyed it so much the last time around. We would introduce five years of National Service for all newly elected MPâ€™s supervised by the over 75â€™s. We would also introduce National Service for the 18-year-olds, they would be started as Punkah Wallahâ€™s, making cucumber sandwiches, strawberries and champagne, and gin and tonics before dinner, their last duty of the day would be to put the over 75â€™s to bed at 10:30pm. The MPâ€™s could put each other to bed discreetly, not waking up the over 75â€™s, and not interfering with the 18 year olds unless they have recently become MPâ€™s.