{"pk":6003,"title":"2010 Parliamentary Election Communication from Nick â€˜The Flying Brickâ€™ Delves candidate for â€œWilliam's Monster Raving Loony Hill Partyâ€ Derbyshire Dales in the General Election 6th May","description":"I would re-introduce National Service for the over 75â€™s, because they\r\nenjoyed it so much the last time around. We would introduce five years\r\nof National Service for all newly elected MPâ€™s supervised by the over\r\n75â€™s.\r\nWe would also introduce National Service for the 18-year-olds, they\r\nwould be started as Punkah Wallahâ€™s, making cucumber sandwiches,\r\nstrawberries and champagne, and gin and tonics before dinner, their last duty of the day would be to put the over 75â€™s to bed at 10:30pm. The MPâ€™s could put each other to bed discreetly, not waking up the over 75â€™s, and not interfering with the 18 year olds unless they have recently become MPâ€™s.","party":{"party_id":"party:66","party_name":"Official Monster Raving Loony Party"},"people":[],"images":[{"image":"https://images.electionleaflets.org/leaflets/7405da8ae0109781c9a1f22fae28b62a.jpg","image_type":null},{"image":"https://images.electionleaflets.org/leaflets/3d827b00c8321f0cdfb8b662c657bc7d.jpg","image_type":null}],"first_page_thumb":"https://images.electionleaflets.org/thumbs/350/leaflets/7405da8ae0109781c9a1f22fae28b62a.png","date_uploaded":"2010-06-04T22:09:47+01:00","date_delivered":"2010-05-05T00:00:00+01:00","status":"live"}